one time in 8th grade there was a class trip and the girls and guys were playing a game and the guys had to say what their idea of a perfect date would be and all of them were saying things like going to the movies but then this one less-popular guy spoke up and said, “I’d love to take a girl to the aurora borealis” and then every 8th grade girl fell in love with him
HI DEAR. what is your favorite christmas memory? (secret Santa)
Oh hey! :D Your messages brighten my days so much. :)
Gah, I have so many great memories…maybe the time when my parents put the American Girl doll I desperately wanted outside the door and then knocked on the wall and told me to get the door. :) That was pretty great.
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
- me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
- me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
DO YOU EVER GET SUCH A NICE MESSAGE THAT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND AND YOU KEEP REWRITING YOUR REPLY BECAUSE YOU CAN’T ARTICULATE THE GRATITUDE YOU FEEL FOR IT AND HOW MUCH LOVE YOU FEEL FOR THE PERSON WHO SENT IT AND YOU JUST
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
ginny’s actually so lovely like she’s such a babe
like she goes to the ball with neville even though she could go with harry because she doesn’t want hurt him
and again when harry takes luna to the party she’s all (actual quote from the actual books) ‘i’m really glad you’re taking her, harry, she’s so excited’
(✿◠‿◠) she just wants her friends to be happy (✿◠‿◠)
And now I think I made all my friends feel bad when they were all happy and just ugh god why am I such a loser -_-